Christian Slater...

... there are those who say the man has sunk into the depths of D-list celeb status. He's been in many a great film... Heathers (the source of idolisation by my schoolfriend Pete M), Pump up the Volume, True Romance, ummmm, Robin Hood, ummmm, Star Trek 6 (cameo) Hard Rain, ummm, Interview with the vampire, ummm, ummm... and now we have the trailer for this load of pig swill.

But hold on! He is in Edinburgh as we speak!! He's taking on the Jack Nicholson role in a Fringe showing of 'one flew over the cuckoo's nest'... the natural mantle for him to take on? Well no, Slater fans, he's got chicken pox, so has pulled out of the show for the time being, and is instead ALLEGEDLY (according to my new workmate) hanging out in bars in Leith, on his own, talking to young girls. Ah well.