Port Vale 3-0 Sheff Wed

Thank god this was an away match so we didn't have to witness it. Fatty Proudlock sent off, down to 17th in the table, only 7 points above the relegation zone. GULP.

Home game v Hartlepool on Saturday, but I might give it a miss - not only does it collide with the start of the Six Nations, but I'd have to travel down in Squizz's new Jeep Wrangler which might make us look like a gay couple. Which I assure you we're not.